daftlypunk:

i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

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konanyiffer420:

HOYL FUCK

(Source: burntlikethesun)

easied:

*this pizza serves 4-6 people*

bitch, the only person eating this pizza is me

boneart:

idonotneedthisrightnow:

you are acute coffee pie

you are narrow, scalding and irrational

(Source: myheadisloud)

cyberho:

MAKE IT POP DJ BLOW MY SPEAKERS UP 2NITE IMMA FIGHT TIL WE SEE DA SUN LIGHT 

cyberho:

MAKE IT POP DJ BLOW MY SPEAKERS UP 2NITE IMMA FIGHT TIL WE SEE DA SUN LIGHT 

(Source: bustedbussy)

randomlittlespark:

When you find out a mutual follow has lots of followers

(Source: stuckindisney)

sceptre:

why do drugs when you can do me 

(Source: SCEPTRE)

wailordandsavior:

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U DONT KNOW ME OR MY LIFE

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(Source: jewishsanta)