misha-dmitri-t-krushnic-collins:

pivotalwolf:

anorie:

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baara:

the lady behind the counter asked how much whipped cream I wanted and I asked for a shit ton and then she came back with this

We now know the exact amount of shit ton, thank you for your contribution

I used to work at Dunkin and I swear you would do things like this on peoples ridiculous requests and it either got a chuckle and a thank you… Or they bitched you out for being a smart ass.

Example: one time a dude asked for heavy cream so my cashier asked how white they wanted the coffee and they said make it purple. So I went to the decoration area and got flavorless food dye and made it purple. Never had a dude laugh harder in my life

this woukd have made me so happy

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

pastel-gizibe:

These tweets will be the death of me

Tofu sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

pastel-gizibe:

These tweets will be the death of me

Tofu sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

pastel-gizibe:

These tweets will be the death of me

Tofu sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

pastel-gizibe:

These tweets will be the death of me

Tofu sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

pastel-gizibe:

These tweets will be the death of me

Tofu

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

pastel-gizibe:

These tweets will be the death of me

Tofu

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0ptimummm:

Today this girl in class looked different because she had straightened her hair and I told her it was so pretty and straight and she goes “unlike me”. So me thinking that she has bad self esteem, I say “don’t say that. You’re pretty.” To which she replies “oh no, im pretty. I’m just not straight.” And I shit you not my stomach still hurts from laughing too hard.

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subarufag:

why did 6 wanna fuck 7

cuz 7 8 ass

(Source: wildbambi)

peachtml:

a lot of people don’t know that mcdonalds fries contain beef in them and mcdonalds has been sued a long time ago for this but it’s still happening!!

the company says the “natural flavor” on the fries include beef flavoring

the official ingredients on the mcdonalds website for their french fries specifically says “natural beef flavoring”

even if you’re not a vegetarian or already know this, please reblog this and let people know 

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